Diary of 4and half yr olds half term

Drove mother mad, asking why it was too cold to go out. Drove mother further up wall, asking why it was now too windy. Went to farm shop, drove Jessica's mother up same wall, asking why we grow turnips. Went to see Big Ben. Why is he so big? Why is he called Ben? Went to another farm, saw real witches house. Why wasn't she in? Taught Giorgia to say "whyyyyy" in longest tone possible. Had shouting competition; Giorgia 9, Dino 11. Back to pre- school, need some answers.