I am 3

It's official, I am now 3, I had extra mud on my cake and everything.We had a family birthday and an official birthday. It was fab. Mum made my cake for the family tea which was attended by a contingent from both sides of the family and then I had a proper one from Hullabaloo with all my friends. Unfortunately the official photographer seems to have been missing that day.

Christmas

So this is Christmas! And what have we done............. we ate loads, went to the theatre to see julian Clary as a fairy and had tons of presents. Cloggies came over loads a fun. then we all fell asleep.

Well, here we are, it's nearly christmas and instead of tons of presents and some fat bloke with reindeer like the old folks promised, we get the baby and virgin mother story. Our mothers had to make our costumes and mine wonders why I just wanted to sit quietly at the back and nervously chew my nails, I was the Vivien westwood of Inn keepers. Never mind, I could have been a star and got permanent coathanger injuries (Or been the Julian Clary of stars, hmm always next year)